NewEights Christian Funny Jokes Bookmarks Series 3 (30-Pack) - Bulk Gifts Bookmarkers, School Supplies

NewEights Christian Jokes Bookmarks Series 3 (30-Pack) - Daily Motivational Rewards Gift Giveaways
This bookmarker card set contains 6 Christian Jokes Series 3 Bookmarks with 12 funny Christian Bible Jokes:
What animal could Noah not trust? Cheetah
How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? By his net income
Which Bible Character is a locksmith? Zaccheus
Who was the female finance lady in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet
Who was the greatest moneyman in the Bible? Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the chickens on the Ark? They were using fowl language.
Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? The thought had never entered his head before.
What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? "Your mother ate us out of house and home" (Genesis 3:6).
The ark was built in 3 stories. The top one had a window to let in light. How did the bottom two stories get light? They used floodlights.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden (Genesis 3:23-24)?They were really put out.
When was the first math homework problem mentioned in the Bible? When God told Adam and Eve to go forth and multiply.
Not only that these bookmarks do more than just marking a place in a book, but they can also be used as a piece of reminder, reward incentives, and gift tokens.
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• Neweights Christian Jokes Bookmarks Series 3 (30-Pack) - Awesome Bookmarks - Inspiring Inspirational Page Clippers Set (6 Design x 5 pcs each = Total 30 pcs)
• Bookmarks With Unique Designs & Printed On Both Sides. Front and back of the bookmark displays funny Christian Bible jokes and gags that are designed to encourage the user. Great stuffers.
• Superior Premium Quality: Each bookmark card is printed on high-quality 300 gsm card stock for elegance. These bookmarks are double-sided water resistant coated (on the front and back sides) for extra durability and water-resistant protection. The size / dimension of the bookmarks is approximately 7 inches x 2 inches (18 cm x 5.4 cm).
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Loved by readers of all ages - a thoughtful gift for book lovers, teachers, librarians and book clubs, and an easy reward for classrooms, reading programs and homeschool families. Popular with churches, Sunday school teachers, VBS programs, youth groups, Bible study groups and ministry leaders. Makes a perfect gift and a great stocking stuffer for Christmas and Easter. Also great for church, ministry, book lovers, corporate giveaways, classroom rewards and homeschool.